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  • Signs That Your Airline Is Really No Frills

    ** You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.

    ** Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

    ** The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

    ** When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

    ** The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

    ** You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."

    ** No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

    ** You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

    ** All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.