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  • Kids Little Instructions On Life

    Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10
    When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. Matthew,Age 12
    Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. Andrew, Age 9
    Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. Rocky, Age 9
    Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. Stephanie, Age 8
    Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Rosemary, Age 7
    Don't flush the john when you dad's in the shower. Lamar, Age 10
    Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your Parents are doing taxes. Carrol, Age 9
    Never bug a pregnant mom. Nicholas, Age 11
    Don't ever be too full for dessert. Kelly, Age 10
    When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. Heather, Age 16
    Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Michael, Age 14
    Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Joel, Age 12
    When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. Alyesha, Age 13
    Never try to baptize a cat. Laura, Age 13
    Never do pranks at a police station. Sam, Age 10
    Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. Rob, Age 10
    Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do. Hank, Age 12
    Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. Molly, Age 11
    Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. Chelsey, Age 7
    Stay away from prunes. Randy, Age 9
    Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. Phillip, Age 13