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  • Jokes for Girls

    Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
    God to Man: "So you would love her."
    "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
    God replies: "So she would love you."

    God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before creating a masterpiece.

    Diamonds are a girl's best friends.
    Dogs are man's best friend.
    So which is the dumber sex?

    Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

    Ever notice how many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?
    MENtal breakdown

    What's the difference between government bonds and men?
    Bonds mature.

    What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
    E.T. phoned home.

    How are men like noodles?
    They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

    Why do men like BMWs?
    They can spell it.

    What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
    Men always miss them.

    Why are men like popcorn?
    They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    Why are men like blenders?
    You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

    Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars?
    At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months or 10,000 miles, whichever came first.

    What is gross stupidity?
    144 men in one room

    How can you tell if a man is happy?
    Who cares

    What do you call a man with half a brain?

    What did God say after creating man?
    I can do better

    What's the thinnest book in the world?
    "What Men Know About Women."

    Two reasons why men don't mind their own business.
    1) NO mind
    2) NO business

    What do men and pop bottles have in common?
    Both are empty from the neck up

    What's man's idea of helping with housework?
    Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

    How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    We don't know its never happened.

    How are men and parking spots alike?
    The good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped.

    Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and goodlooking?
    Because those men already have boyfriends.

    How many men does it take to make popcorn?
    3 - One to hold the pan, and two to shake the stove.