Extreme Bumper Stickers

* God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
* I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
* Keep honking while I reload.
* Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
* Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
* Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
* EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
* Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
* If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
* Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
* Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
* My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that.
* Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
* Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
* Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!